Jetlagged

 

My wife and I like to travel. We’re not the go off to Borneo and hike around the jungle for two weeks types. It’s more like we can carve out 72 hours, so let’s zip over to Rome for a long weekend. After landing and dropping off our bags during day one, we did the Colosseum, Forum, and three museums before sundown. Sure it’s tiring, but with a little planning and some determination, you can pack much more in a day than you think possible. It helps that we get airline upgrades to aid with sleep going over and we cash out points for nice hotels once we are overseas. Getting back stateside, we spent six days in the Maryland hills in a well-guarded retreat recuperating and preparing for our television appearances. You see where this is going.

If the 2016 election was the reality show election come to life, 2024 is reality showing what life is really like. Despite choosing the channel, conditions, and time, Joe Biden managed to show the world how feeble he is, both mentally and physically. Among the many excuses Joe had were jetlag from his D-Day trip two weeks before, suffering from a cold, and, I think, the dog ate his talking points. All I know is that I’d be happy to borrow Air Force One for overseas jaunts if Joe finds it too much work.

Like Capt. Renault in Casablanca, supporters expressed how shocked, shocked! they were at the utter deterioration of the President. Since liberals block Fox News from their cable boxes, they wouldn’t have seen the cornucopia of decline that defines Joe’s existence—endless stairway tripping, wide orthopedic sneakers, blank stares, and meaningless muttering.

Now the words of crisis, panic, and catastrophe are used to describe the Democrats, this time by the Democrats themselves and the mainstream media. There’s an entire rabbit hole to go down about scenarios—Biden drops out, and Republicans start hearings about officials covering up Joe’s fitness for office; Biden wins but then resigns after the inauguration, and Republicans start hearings about officials covering up Joe’s fitness for office; on and on and on. You would think that Democrats might be a touch more worried about stubborn high inflation, high mortgage rates hurting the housing industry, oil prices touching historical highs, and America’s humiliation in international affairs, especially from Muslim countries. History, however, shows the Democrats are oblivious to it all.

Think back to 1980, with Jimmy Carter leading a nation with stubborn high inflation, high mortgage rates hurting the housing industry, oil prices touching historical highs, and America’s humiliation in international affairs with the Iranian hostage crisis. In this bleakness the Democrats overwhelmingly renominated Carter. Maybe it was post-Watergate hubris lurking around the party; even a young, thin, and energetic Ted Kennedy couldn’t make the needed headway as an alternative nominee. The Reagan years were about to begin.

But with barely a bump in the road, primarily because Joe barely traveled, Democrats overwhelmingly delivered the delegates for Joe’s second nomination. Yet here’s the unimaginable thing, the multi-twist pretzel scenario of where we are: without too much effort (not that Joe has much to give), Biden can win. Look at the numbers.

There are, effectively, six or seven swing states that will decide the election. This isn’t news, but it’s well worth remembering. Wisconsin, Michigan, Pennsylvania, Nevada, Arizona, Georgia, and North Carolina are the biggest names. Sure Florida and Ohio are out there, but the trend isn’t so blue. Joe took Michigan and Pennsylvania by multiples of Hillary’s loss margin. Maybe loosened mail-in ballot laws helped, but those are numbers to remember. Wisconsin flipped by the same margin of Trump’s 2016 victory. Republicans have screwed up the party in Nevada and particularly Arizona so much that they may blow the gift of the illegal alien invasion as a central campaign issue. And who knows about Georgia.

Most of this is the number crunching, inside political baseball that keeps something on the air for 24-hour news stations. We are just under four months from election day and anything can, and probably will, happen. Heck, in three weeks the Yankees went from league-leading juggernaut to old men needing help down the steps.

My suggestion is everyone take a deep breath, get some sleep, and be patient with this long ride—Rome wasn’t built in a day, and this election isn’t getting an upgrade anytime soon.

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